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12/17/02
9:08:50 PM
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Please Help Me

I am a fifth grade student in North Tonawanda, New York. I am doing a social project on Indiana. My teacher gave us a list of things we had to complete.One of the things we had to do was find a famous person who lived in your state, name the person and what they are famous for. I picked you,David Letterman to be my ''famous person''. Could you please tell me what you are famous for? I searched everywhere!!!! This project is due December 19, 2002. So if you read this message by then please send it to me at flushbp @ pcom.net. If you could PLEASE help me I would greatly appricate it. Thank you very much!!!!! Sincerely, Lisa

12/11/02
5:06:18 PM
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can you ask Oprah on your show???

11/29/02
1:00:13 AM
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Mr.Letterman, There is a contest on a local radio station, that if you have a famous person call and say your name you can win a 1 carat diamond. I would love nothing more than to give that diamond to my wife. We have been to N.Y. to see your show and our huge fans from Pa. The phone number for the contest is 570-883-7260. It is called the Rocky and Sue show. You would have to call between 7a.m. and 9a.m. between December2-6th. My name is Kevin Cragle, and my e-mail address is kemcra77@epix.net. Thank you for your time. Your fan always Kevin

11/28/02
12:02:44 AM
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I will be coming to new york for my first time on Dec 28th -31st I would like to know how to get two tickets to your show ? rather@duracom.net

11/26/02
3:36:25 PM
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Hello, Im doing a report on you...And I really want to know some maybe emaarrasing or funny things that have heppened to you. If you get this msg it would be great if i could get a couple answers.

~!Thanks!~ Sincerely, Preston Smith

11/24/02
7:59:23 PM
205.188.208.75

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Hi David. I was born in Indy myself.Just wandering if you are giving anything away at x-mas this year, I like to ask for some help.I work 20 years in a foundry and now am disabled due to heart and lung trouble. This is the worst yesr for x-mas in me and my wife 20 years of marriage. I don't want anything myself but I have 12 grandchildren and would like to get them a nice toy. Bills have caught up with me. Just trying to get a little help if possible. I have never asked nobody for anything before but I finally hit bottom this year. I understand you get millions of letters a year asking but I thought I would give it a try. You tell it like it is, like me, thats why I like your show. Thanks for listening and May God Bless You and everyone on the show. Mike Abbott

11/24/02
7:57:48 AM
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Fans of David Letterman may be interested to know that Bo Diddley, one of the founding fathers of rock & roll and the popularizer of the world-famous "Bo Diddley beat", has announced that he will be launching his new website and online store this coming Thanksgiving. The website, which with typical idiosyncrasy he has named "Bo Bo Diddley's Turnup Root", is located at http://www.turnup-root.com/

In conjunction with his new website, Bo Diddley is currently also shaping up to release CDs of both brand new recordings as well as a series of exciting limited edition collectors' CDs of previously unreleased archive material recorded in his various home studios during the past 40 years. Right now, visitors to his website can shop online at Bo Diddley's Online Store powered by CafePress.com and purchase a range of cool-looking and exclusive limited edition items including T-shirts and sweatshirts.

For further information, please visit: "Bo Bo Diddley's Turnup Root" at http://www.turnup-root.com/

11/21/02
6:44:35 PM
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I think you're the greatest! Love it when you have all the animals on! My husband and I laugh our asses off at your antics!! Keep up the great work! Linda Xavier Middletown, Ca.

11/20/02
10:13:24 AM
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What I'am trying to say.Is that i can cut a can in half.With a sharp sword.And my name is Rob S.From Mi.

11/20/02
10:09:36 AM
68.84.170.57

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Hello David.I Rob S. From Mi, and i can show people.That i can cut one can i half.With my own sword. That is my trick.Thank You.

11/20/02
5:05:06 AM
195.100.176.160

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I´m in love : )

Hi David!

I saw yore show yesterday from my home as usual. And you were playing “beat the clock” from HelloDelli whit a beutifull lady named Melissa from NY. I´m in love! Pleas can you help me to find her and give her my email-adress so she can write me? I´m a cute guy and could travlel to NY again. By! Patrik (pg75@hotmail.com)

11/19/02
11:22:37 AM
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I would like to send mail to The Late Show. Would you, please, send the address. Thank you, W. D. J. kcnbj01@ cs.com

11/16/02
12:39:53 AM
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Dear David' I watch your show tonight the 15 of nov. and you had Al Gore on I was not to happy with that show. In the first place we would not be in a war if Billy baby would have taken care of it in the first place. So Please don't cute down Pres. Bush. he is doning everything he can so this will not happen again and it should of never happen in the first place Bill Boy! So lets all thing about it. A true American Yours truly Linda

11/11/02
10:23:37 AM
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hey david how do i get tickets for your show, my wife and i with our son wull be in new york for 3 days from the 14 th to the 17th of jan. we think you are the greatest late nite talk guy on earth..... thanks dave wayne and nancy

10/31/02
6:21:20 PM
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Hello Dave!!!!

1. Who designed your famous DESK?

2. Where did you find the old RCA Microphone that sits on your Desk?

3. Just an idea -Maybe intoduce each member of your studio "Band" and ask which city they grew up in?

Sincerely John Morgan

Redwood City, Calif.

E-Mail: johnmorgan451@yahoo.com

10/29/02
3:29:55 AM
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"david" bonnie was great the two of you were great,invite her back jim b.

10/23/02
12:03:40 AM
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The Late Show used to be enjoyable, but your staff is putting in too much 'phony' entertainment. Cut the 'phony' and give us some real entertainment.

10/17/02
4:11:15 AM
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Hello David my name is Richard Simmion and I,m in Germany with my family , I have a story that I would like to share with you that is a miracle . In the month of Dec 2000 I was at work and 6,500 pounds of pliwood fail on me and crash my pelvic right hip right leg right ankle, my wife was told that she could come in and veiw the body and at that time I woke up and look at her with a refreshing smile still with pain . I,m having the 13th operation on the Nov. 5th I would love to tell you my story , our 12 year old twins agree that I need to tell this true story that has changed our lives . Please reply back , Richard Simmion . emailing address is rsmmn@hotmail.com, phone # is 011 9721-472-675 Address is CMR 427 BOX 728 APO AE 09033

10/16/02
6:16:41 AM
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hey can you send me address from the place you host your show my mother would be interested.

thanks send it to K_A_Y_L_A_05@hotmail.com

10/12/02
9:56:53 PM
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Hi this is Joy in Bertha, Minnesota. I go to bed with you every night. I love your show. Don't ever leave me. Love,Joy

10/5/02
9:35:56 AM
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Dear Dave, i know you are busy, but could you send me a pic? nick titus, 284 jefferson street, conneaut, ohio 44030, thank you, and I do know my cuts of meat

10/2/02
10:08:53 PM
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Dear Dave, My husband and I watched your show when you mocked out Dr. Phil and kept playing it over and over again..YOUR GONNA NEED A DOCTOR FOR SURE TODAY!!!! Dave we laughed our ass's off and still today we say it all the time. Please show that one again or have it on your site so I can download it...please. Your awesome and we love you. Sandra and John Dickerson

9/26/02
11:41:49 PM
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hey David

9/14/02
7:09:43 PM
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hey i have a joke you can use. the fbi has now discovered the shoe bomber on the plane got the idea from watching old get smart reruns, shoe phone, shoe bomb. vern@tctwest.net

9/8/02
11:43:43 AM
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anybody know the top ten snobbiest highschools?

9/4/02
2:13:55 PM
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How do I get tickets for the show?

8/25/02
5:42:12 PM
64.12.96.42

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ON YOUR SHOW OF 7/5/02 THERE WAS A MAN HIDING IN THE BACK GROUND WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT? THANKS AMANDA.K KANSAS CITY.MO

8/25/02
1:23:12 AM
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Hello Mr. Letterman

I'm chris . I'm hoping you help me ! Mr. Letterman Thanks A Fan Of Your Show!

Please e-mail: chrisnee@usa.com

8/23/02
5:24:04 PM
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Hello Mr. Letterman

I'm a Montreal Fan... For Years! I'm hoping you consider my suggestion of an excellent Rock Band to have on the show "The Blushing Brides" they are an excellent take off of the Rolling Stones... and do their own music as well. Paul may of heard of them, they are from Montreal & Toronto. They've played New York recently & are quite a Hit. You having them on the show would be Great! All around for your fans & for the band... Look what Ed Sullivan did for Rock Bands! Come'On Mr. Letterman Please Consider This!!! Thanks Again, Lisa A Fan Of Your Show! & The Blushing Brides! To Contact The Band Please e-mail: alanmay@sympatico.ca

8/22/02
1:39:41 PM
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dear dave, we at letterman memorial hospital , in muncie indiana (formally known as ball hospital)-oh,ha-ha. we want to know why you never talk about your gig as a weatherman?i remember when you were the weatherman on chnl 13. and hey -what did you do with all those really cool plad jacket's? love your show- stay safe- teresa s. muncie,indiana

8/8/02
3:28:39 PM
194.158.104.35

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where can I get your mug ?

8/7/02
5:10:01 PM
68.63.105.151

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what is the "Is it anything game?

8/7/02
11:25:02 AM
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dear dave:Iwatch you every nite. You are the best

8/3/02
2:43:22 AM
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Is it my imagination or is David using the same jokes in his monologue? I love watching him, but the last three nights he has used the same jokes.

8/1/02
12:02:29 AM
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What is required to submit items for the SMALL TOWN NEWS spot? I live in SW Mo. in the Ozarks at Shell Knob, Mo. We have a local weekly paper that sometimes has comic items & pix. bill@woolman.net

7/28/02
2:07:19 PM
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Hello David!

Just to let you know that many times you have made me laugh when I really needed it! Your "whimsical" humor is pretty funny! I also love your Mom and wished you would have her on more---she's cute and her dry humor is great!

I am raising funds for our Catholic High School in Cedar Rapids(also Kurt Werner's school!) and am asking if you would be willing to share some of your humor at a fundraising dinner---I bet Kurt would come too! It would draw many fans and help us raise the money to keep our wonderful Catholic high school prospering! God would bless you and so would we!!!!! Please think it over and I know you would enjoy our down-to-earth living! I THANK YOU for your time in reading my letter and request.

Sincerely,

Carol Olson

7/25/02
11:34:46 PM
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Hi dave,I'm a huge fan of the show and I also love the fack that paul is a proud canadian, like myself. I've converted hundreds of fans to switch to your show over the years and I take great pride in that, 'cause you rule Dave!

7/25/02
6:27:16 AM
65.239.156.153

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Dear Mr. Letterman,

What's up with the African-American actor on the Aflac commercials? He's always at the end of the commercials and never has a speaking part. Personally, I think he's the best thing about the whole commercial. Would you please book him on your show?

7/23/02
12:10:37 AM
66.72.161.28

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Hi David As your fan I would like to play my wounderful accordeon on your show!You and Paul will have a blast! Christian Roux

7/22/02
3:56:25 AM
68.60.226.39

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Hi Mr. Letterman.I got a stupid trick.For the kids, i can crush a big bag,of chips. Like no one can do.My name is. Robert.

7/20/02
4:44:20 PM
63.231.105.185

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How come Robert Plant was given 10 seconds, after his song ?Ghipszky@netscape.net

7/20/02
4:43:40 PM
63.231.105.185

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How come Robert Plan was given 10 seconds, after his song ?Ghipszky@netscape.net

7/15/02
3:30:43 AM
216.78.80.44

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David, My name is Mary Jane Thorpe. I wanted to thank you for what you said when Ted Coppel was interviewing you on one of his latenight shows. "Up Close". You was talking about the people who did your surgery. How to trust them because they know what they are doing. I am 21 and live in TN. I am facing a heart and lung transplant. Not sure when, but maybe within the next year. What you said just gave me so much courage. I was so scared of having to face something like this. I've this heart problem all my life and nobody's making it easy on me. I am trying to get my disablity back that they cut out last year. Anyways. Thank you so much. Your words will forever be remebered. E-mail me at little_darlin_1998@yahoo.com. I would love to hear from you.

7/11/02
6:27:38 PM
217.215.139.232

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David rules and Jay sucks!

7/10/02
6:20:07 AM
212.42.107.44

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Famous cigarettes for $ 13.99 including delivery !

Famous brand cigarettes for $13.99 at

www.mcity1.com

Marlboro, Kent , Camel, LM, Davidoff sales@mcity1.com

7/3/02
4:51:43 PM
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How do I audition for stupid people tricks? I can wiggle my nose 3 ways and I've never known anyone else who could. I taught school for 29 years and each year bet the kids they wouldn't be able to do it. No one could. I taught myself when I was a 5th grader and had a year of substitute teachers who wouldn't stay long in the rowdy classroom. Needless to say, I could always hold my student's attention!!!

6/20/02
3:01:50 PM
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I plan to be in New York July 10-14 and was wondering how we could get tickets to the Letterman show. I can be reached also at arlenealarcon@yahoo.com

6/17/02
1:54:50 AM
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The George W Bush 2000 Stolen Election Commemorative Coin

http://www.stolenelectioncoin.com

The Purchasing Strike against Republican Contributors

http://www.boycott-republicans.com

6/12/02
3:10:09 PM
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Mr. Letterman,

Here is a police report that was taken in a near by town:

A 36-year-old woman told deputies Thursday she found the toilet seat up.

She became suspicious and checked her home.

She said $450 in cash and a new toothbrush were missing.

Thought that you might find some humor with this one. Enjoy

5/31/02
12:25:21 PM
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Dear David. The name is,Rob Semrau. I have something,that i made in my basement.That everyone would like to see. And i think you will agree. Give me a limo to drive me. And i will do the show. For everyone to see.

5/29/02
4:05:44 PM
213.217.165.113

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we watch the late show every evening from Italy, and it's great!

5/9/02
10:24:43 PM
64.12.102.32

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David, would you consider doing a benefit for the Veterans of Foriegn Wars Post 1587, Indianapolis. We are trying to raise money for Operation Up-Link. helping our service members stay in contact with there families, while fighting terrorism. One of your shows live at our post would be outstanding. Please let me know, my name is Paul Feyka, contact me at feyka718@aol.com, Thank You for your consideration

5/3/02
4:02:55 PM
217.226.92.250

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My son - a German student - has got 2 tickets for the Letterman Show on Monday, May 6. Hope to see him on TV then. Uwe Junge 25899 Niebull Germany u-e.junge@t-online.de

5/1/02
11:59:52 AM
205.188.198.152

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HEY DAVE ! GOT ANY GUM ?

4/30/02
12:12:49 AM
64.12.105.47

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For all you David fans: I love it when Dave finds articles to poke fun of....Here is one for you---Read Sears In-stock promise on advertize Items

4/22/02
5:45:39 PM
169.199.20.246

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dear dave, blow me.

4/11/02
3:43:25 PM
207.164.87.133

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Hi Dave- If you could star in a movie what role would you love to play?? James Bond or say Hopalong Cassidy say? from john soltis oshawa ontario Canada.

3/30/02
12:52:20 AM
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Hope Stephanie is still there! Loved Monday night photos of her weekend!

3/15/02
9:56:46 AM
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hi

3/7/02
12:01:26 AM
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Wow, I just got through reading a few pages of these posts. There are a whole slew of weirdos out there. Geez!!! I just had to post about how much I love Letterman and the Late Show. At work, a common statement out of my mouth is, "Last night on Letterman....." Everybody laughs their ass off and thinks I'm a bit loopy for watching the show. I love it though and Monday nights are my favorite!!

Anna in Mesa, Arizona!

3/6/02
11:59:16 PM
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3/6/02
12:55:32 PM
151.197.89.194

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David: Stay with NBC. Be loyal, they did not replace you when you were sick.

3/6/02
12:16:53 AM
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WHATS UP!!!!! THIS SITE IS FOR THE WORLD TRADE RECOVERY, EX WALL ST WILL SOAR AGAIN, AND A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR HOLLYWOOD,

GO USA!!!

http://wallstreet.hollywood.com

rollingstone2000@netzero.com any ?s

3/5/02
7:47:40 PM
68.80.41.171

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Hello Mr. Letterman: Picked up a copy of your Mom's cookbook at the bargain bin at Barnes & Noble. Her Hoosier chili recipe was great, we have named it "Kick Ass Chili" . Please let her know how much we enjoyed it. Don't watch your show that much as we go to bed early.

Looks like you had a nice childhood judging from your Mother's cookbook pictures.

I don't think we'll be trying the fried bologna sandwich, however, mustard does not go with tomatoes!

Thank you!

Fran from Philly

3/4/02
5:21:23 PM
209.132.169.240

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hey david!! how are you? i am fine.my name is jessica thompson i am in the 4th grade and i am doing a hooser report. guess who i picked!!!! i picked you!!!i need some information about your childhood. where did u go to school and where did u live?i only have until April 3rd.speaking of dates i know your b-day.April 12,1947.well i hope you will give me some information about your childhood my e-mail address is usa_cutie_92@yahoo.com thanks!!! bye

*jessica*

3/1/02
8:46:21 PM
209.145.156.85

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dont quit! I have been watching you since the beginning in the 70's the hell with oprah. she is nowhere near your level of fame u r #1 dont forget it.......

2/20/02
11:39:20 AM
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2/18/02
10:22:58 PM
142.59.130.49

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DEAR, DAVID My name is Jim Glazier, from 4308 42 AVE. #20 Rock MTN.. House Alberta, Canada . And I need the help of someone with great influence over people and the resources to convince people they can protect there property. I am not trying to get a hand out, but perhaps some kind of business venture where we both can make money. I have been interested in vehicle security since 1997. I get sick when I hear of peoples property stolen , damaged , and even lives lost from such a preventable problem as car theft. I have looked at many vehicle security devices and there weakness, and endeavored to build a device that is easy to install and also user friendly, and very difficult to remove. I have built prototypes, and have used one on my vehicle for three years even in big cities, and always felt comfortable that my car would always be there where I parked it. I also installed one on an old truck in an auto wreaker and it took three big men 4min. 56 seconds to remove it, only by braking the floorboard because of too ridged a base. This has since been redesigned to be flexible. It was encouraging to see one person could not remove it. It is loose enough installed, that it cannot be cut with a hacksaw, since it is made with good strong steel. The lock cannot be frozen because it is incased with steel and a small air space. These men ! tried with hammers and feet to remove it and only exhausted themselves. Since joy rides and theft of vehicles for the purpose of committing a crime are the main reasons for general auto theft, I know this will be a very good and secure type of vehicle theft deterrent. I have a U.S. patent and applied for an international patent with the help of a company in Ireland, who have done up for me a confidential research report, on North America, and Europe and are at this time trying to find manufactures all around the world that would be interested in building this device that I call "Brake Lock. There is some simple electronics that serve as a trade mark, as well as takes care of the brake light problem. I recently have had interest from England and Illinois and hope to get a positive response from them. Auto theft is a huge problem everywhere. I know it will make a difference. But it will only make a difference if people will use it. If I could give you more information that might convince you, perhaps you may be interested in being a part of this venture. .P lease, if you want more information or have questions please get in touch with me at my E-Mail address ( cadillacjim @msn.com) Thank you, I look forward to hearing from you . PH.& FAX (604) 845-7244 James Glazier

2/17/02
10:05:50 PM
207.40.91.114

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

Dave, My students are researching famous people from Indiana. I am wondering if you could send us a picture of yourself to us. Thanks, Tracy

2/14/02
12:24:33 AM
12.87.63.198

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95; AT&T CSM6.0)

i am interested in finding info on letterman guest Amy Sidaris, actress, comedian. Reply to gloclip@hotmail.com Thanx

2/5/02
12:56:57 PM
65.27.113.115

Mozilla/4.78 [en] (Win98; U)

Hi Dave check out the Ku/ Kansas State game on ESPN last night Feb.4th see 3 guys with out shirts one says oprah the next says call next says David the Kansas State fans want you on Oprah. Old Karl

2/1/02
12:25:55 AM
24.185.245.91

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; {Cablevision Systems Corporation})

Merv and David were wonderful together...please, PLEASE have him back!~(Often!)

Me again...M Potdevin

2/1/02
12:15:33 AM
24.185.245.91

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; {Cablevision Systems Corporation})

David--Merv's great with you!!

How refreshing!

I'm really, really enjoying the show....thanks Merv for all the wonderful memories! Martha Potdevin

1/31/02
9:42:38 PM
203.94.150.146

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)

Go Dave, 20 years!

1/31/02
1:17:14 AM
199.111.145.231

Mozilla/4.74 [en] (Win95; U)

This letter is in regards to a good friend who was recently in an accident while on a semester at sea. Mark is currently 21 and a student at Northeastern University in Boston. While on a semester at sea Mark ran into the ocean with a group of friends and dove into the water. Unfortunately Mark dove directly into a sandbar and broke his neck at his C5 vertebrae. Mark is now a quadraplegic for life and is now in The Shepherd Rehabilitation Center in Atlanta GA. For Christmas this year Mark gave his older brother his guitar that he had bought in Ireland knowing that he would never be able to ever play it again. Mark has been a huge fan of you for years and has already recieved tickets to your concert in Boston. Marks family has already had to make extreme sacrifices in order to be of help and support for Mark not considering the financial difficulties they have yet to encounter in the near future. The entire town of Hingham Ma has been extremely supportive and are currently working on planning a harbor cruise and starting an annual golf tournament for fundraisers to help Mark and his family with this huge financial burden and the pain they are experiencing. On the harbor cruise we are hoping to have an auction as the number one source of fundraising. We are writing you this letter in hopes of any donations, words of wisdom, help in contacting other celebrities and/or anyone else you think would be helpful in our situation. We thank you for your time and hope to hear from you in the near future. The harbor cruise is tentatively planned for spring 2002. Thanks so much and please feel free to contact me with any questions, advice, assistance, and/or help you have to offer. Anything you have to offer will be greatly appreciated by the entire community, the Lewis family and immensely appreciated by Mark. You can contact by email lizzzis@aol.com.

Thanks so much, Elizabeth Shorey Roanoke College Student

1/28/02
5:25:27 PM
198.30.89.253

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 4.0)

Hi Dave,

Who is your favorite actor?

JimJimmyJames_2000@yahoo.com

1/22/02
6:05:53 PM
208.165.196.239

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)

Hi Dave, I just sent Oprah an email asking her to have you on her show, good luck! Your oldest Fan

1/15/02
3:47:19 AM
213.116.222.121

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

DearDavid, The Swedish TV-4 canceled “The Oprah Show” and replaced with the rerun of “Heartbeat” serial about the country life & cops in England the in the sixties. Is it still worth trying? Joe Malmö Sweden

1/1/02
3:32:26 AM
63.16.58.44

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; MSN 2.5; Windows 98)

Blow Me Dave!

12/26/01
11:06:22 PM
152.163.201.53

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Q312461)

The Dream Girls http://www.thedreamgirlsadventure.com A Real Life Adventure with Pop Divas!

Wavt to appear on Davids Show! This is BETTER THAN OPRA! 513-369-3398

11/29/01
5:38:18 PM
152.163.194.177

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)

HI Mr. Letterman.

Would love to be a part of your audience. Would someone on your staff please inform me of how to obtain tix.

Thank you,

MaryEllen

P.S. Glad you're well.

11/23/01
11:16:36 PM
207.77.174.18

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Dave gave me a piece of gum once. It was terrible. It must have been in his pocket for weeks and the wrapper was starting to come off. There was lint on it. I chewed it because I didn't want to insult him. He has a temper. Anyway, I have to go. The blintzes are done.

11/21/01
6:12:11 PM
217.70.229.46

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)

Hello!! I'm a Norwegian, that means that I'm from Norway! The long country, north in Europe!...The Nobel-price, skiing, whale killing, blonds and so on. My name is "Tore", and I would be extremely grateful if you will read this up on your show! (P.S.; I LOVE NYC)

11/9/01
4:10:51 PM
193.156.19.94

Mozilla/3.04 (compatible; NCBrowser/3.14; ANTFresco/2.25; RISC OS-STB 4.0.0 STB4001910)

Hey David, did you now that Biff means Steak or Beefsteak in Norwegian? Not that I mean anything personal...

Greetings from Norway, love your show by the way

honning70@hotmail.com

10/18/01
4:33:26 PM
163.6.254.138

Mozilla/4.75 [en] (Win98; U)

HEY DAVID CAN YOU POST THE TOP TEN THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO TO MY HOUSE

10/18/01
11:12:03 AM
203.198.25.43

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)

Mr. David Letterman,

You are damn wierd! Where did you come from?

Gigs

9/30/01
8:58:04 PM
165.247.40.235

Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win98; U)

David Letterman: Here's a simply suggestion for a statement you can make on your show, a simple idea to do something that could deliver a profound and lasting message to terrorists in the world. Suggest to your audience to get T-shirts commorating the heroism of the NYFD (New York City Fire Department), or the NYPD, or any of the other services, suffering as they did on 9/11/01, and send those T-shirts to relatives or friends in Europe. If we can get enough T-shirts elsewhere in the world, don't you think that would deliver a loud message about us in the U.S. ? I am trying to get Jay Leno to make the same suggestion on his show. Wouldn't it be great if you and Jay would make the same suggestion at the same time on your respective shows? mikeelia@pipeline.com

9/19/01
4:55:17 PM
63.180.28.25

Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)

Please refrain from taking Gods name in vain on public TV. You should be setting a good example for this country that was founded on a love for God.

9/18/01
10:09:15 AM
128.119.167.128

Mozilla/4.73 [en] (Win98; U)

Dan Rather An anchor man A professional An American Human

I just gained a lot of respect for that man.

9/16/01
3:38:30 PM
200.195.174.221

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

oi.

9/10/01
11:07:32 PM
66.57.79.155

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)

Dave,

Have you had your mid-life crisis yet?

Sincerely,

Adele Frunzi Wilmington, NC

9/10/01
11:01:20 PM
66.57.79.155

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)

Hey Dave,

Have you ever considered plastic surgery?

Thanks,

Brian Eckes

9/10/01
12:02:24 PM
24.67.253.203

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Hi Dave, I recently asked your assistance to solve a bet me and my buddy are having regarding if your first TV program was canceled. I don't beleive I gave my return email address.

Thank You Audie Hashka

hashka@quixnet.net

9/10/01
11:53:36 AM
24.67.253.203

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Hi Dave, I have a bet with a buddy that the first time you attempted a TV program you were canceled. I say you were never canceled, and that you moved to CBS. Can you please resolve this bet.

Thank You Audie Hashka.

8/14/01
3:53:48 AM
63.26.233.143

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

I wasn't finished.... Its me again Jamie....OOOOO Lord!!!!!////... Don't worry Im not loud or anything...actually I donot like crowds myself...so...... Welll...you know... anyway Let me know in advance...Jamiecgz@yahoo.com Or have Pam call again ! 504-575-2351.... Hey..,Give me a home where the bufalo roam and I'll show you a dirty house!....

8/14/01
3:48:06 AM
63.26.233.143

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

....OK Its me...Jamie... Dont worry about all that crap competition with Leno.... You are in our eyes the funniest!....You know what to say....what to ask and how to make us laugh exacatly....at the right moment!... "LOOK how I wrote excatelely?"...Haaaa...OIL WELL>>>>>Love your mom....and her Birthday dog race?...hummmmm?....haa....I talked to Pam about tickets....she called me...but... I need to ask you.. If I want tickets for the 4th of Dec. should We buy our airline tickets now?.... In other words.... If we get airline tickets for the 4th''''to see your show....Are you guys that far in advance of ??DEC . 4th?.... WIll there be a show that night?...hummm?..l

8/12/01
11:11:44 AM
63.50.137.195

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98)::ELNSB50::00000510028001e0023e00e9000000000503002800000000

Dave Letterman,

I feel you need a new funny fixture on your program. I can be that fixture. Please let me write or something. I'm very funny and witty and can do impersonations. Right now I am a golf pro, but it is getting boring. frankgriser@earthlink.net

8/9/01
6:04:56 PM
205.188.197.52

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Dave,

My mom is a room-mother at the Indiana School for the Blind. Her dorm has no A/C. One night, a boy got out of bed and asked if she could turn down the heat.

If you have any pull at ISB, could tou please convince them to install an A/C unit?

Thanks, Jeremy Jeremy@JeremyBurtner.com

8/7/01
4:36:48 PM
195.100.3.5

Mozilla/4.5 [sv] (Win98; U)

Dear David !

I live in Sweden ! Have you been there ? Say hi to Paul !

From: Veronika.Kylbergh@spray.com

7/23/01
8:54:06 PM
209.206.163.209

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; MSNIA)

DEAR DAVE, PLEASE MORE STUPID HUMAN TRICKS, ALSO THE BAND NEEDS MORE MEMBERS!!

Thanks Larry

7/21/01
8:03:18 AM
213.113.149.200

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

you rule

7/18/01
5:27:34 PM
64.12.103.43

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 98)

Dear Dave. I accidently landed on this site looking for ratings numbers re: Jay and yourself. It seems to me that your fans (myself included) tend to tune-in to see You. An interesting guest is simply icing on the cake. Leno's audience is still knee-jerking the tonight show routine, and largely tuning in for guests, not to marvel at Jay's razor sharp wit. Simply, the tension from the day seems to slide out of me as you bug your eyes, or chance some remarkable observation. I'm laughing in just seconds. You're the most talented guy on the tube, your mind sharp as a tack. Thank G-d for Late Show w/ DL... your cerebral, dry wit and the fact that you are as driven as you are. A very long-time, and loyal fan, Ron Kolman Highland Park, Illinois rmk@mail.com

7/13/01
7:17:04 AM
64.108.175.142

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)

Hey dave love the show

7/13/01
5:17:11 AM
62.226.81.254

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

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7/11/01
3:56:44 PM
24.158.181.70

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)

David, I think you're awesome AND I think that Julia Roberts is AMAZING. She is the most beautiful thing that exists. I would REALLY love to see you two together EVEN MORE. :) ENJOY!

Franklin Currah fcurrah@utsi.edu

6/6/01
7:43:50 PM
193.216.44.254

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

Letterman, you are the coolest shit ever

6/6/01
7:11:27 AM
213.10.13.14

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0b; Windows NT 5.0)

Hi dave,

I used to watch your show, but they canceld it here in holland; guess they found out you sort of sucked

5/22/01
4:02:18 PM
213.65.246.66

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

Hello i think the David Letterman show is one of the best shows i have ever seen i watch it every night when i go to sleep. i just wunder if its possible to get the autograph then i would be weary happy:) i really dont know what to say more because im so bad at english..

best wiches!!

Jonas Persson. Stenbrovagen 5. 71432 Kopparberg. Sweden.

5/16/01
9:26:22 PM
200.21.198.171

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

letterman enviale mi mas sincero afecto a Andrea Nochetti, y creeme que ella como embajadora colombiana representa la verraquera y coraje y el poder de lucha de la mujer colombiana. Me parece que lo minimo que puedes hacer ademas de las disculpas poco creibles que has dado es que te vengas a colombia y te des cuenta que aunque ustedes los gringos piensan que aca todo es narcotrafico y guerrilla hay un pueblo que que cada mañana lucha por vivir y sueña .

ANDREA TE ADORO

ricardo(el colombiano verraco que lucha y sueña por este bello pais colombia)

5/16/01
4:02:09 PM
200.47.157.69

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)

Fuck you! you are a stupid man. You don't know anything about Colombia, don't tell us what we have to do! The heroine that we produce, the North american people smoke it!!!

Viejo care mondá!

5/15/01
8:25:22 AM
198.78.52.126

Mozilla/4.7 [en]C-DIAL  (Win98; U)

When you pull your head out of your ass to do your show how do you get the shit out of your nose so it don't show? Brad in denver

5/9/01
2:54:11 AM
62.104.208.74

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; QXW0331m)

dear mr. letterman, i am writing my exam in media on the topic: comparison o9f two late night shows, david letterman in the us and the german version harald schmidt. i will specialize on the april-shows which i got copied from new york. thus, i do need more information about the show, for example how it developed, how you had the idea to make such a show, how many people watched david letterman in april and maybe there is a press info of your show. a very important topic is also the print media: is there any priority given to a newspaper where you get material for the show? if you could help me with these questions and give me a hint where to get those information or even send me some material i would be very thankful. my e-mail: joelleB@gmx.de my address: bettzuege / german embassy, OSCE vienna metternichgasse 3 1030 vienna, austria.

with thanks in award, yours sincerly joelle bettzuege

5/7/01
9:16:30 AM
149.225.170.149

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Mac_PowerPC)

Hi David!

Iam yor greatest fan of your fantastic Show in Germany!

Norman (24) Hannover Germany

5/4/01
11:07:58 AM
194.178.54.236

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Hello David, We're coming to New York in a few (12 days) and Yvette and myself really want to visit your show...We're from Holland so maybe you could try to save us some tickets ok..? We do love ya!! In dutch: Groetjes en liefs van Yvette en Nathalie nathalie.deweert@wanadoo.nl

4/27/01
10:07:09 AM
205.174.111.120

Mozilla/4.08 (Macintosh; I; PPC, Nav)

i love you man, you are my idle, i worship you , your the man. please lov me back

4/25/01
5:32:22 AM
195.192.105.84

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Kick ass ***

4/18/01
2:32:49 AM
195.231.139.146

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)

hey dav. you know your show is the grethest, but i dont think that you make as much fun about the U.S goverment as you should, but mabey it´s just me.

as Nike would say: Just do it!

ha, see you next friday

Kent from Denmark

4/6/01
5:16:50 AM
213.65.108.222

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

Hi Dave! whats up man? i just wonder if you have seen the boxing computer program where you fight your self. you can find it on www.twistedhumor.com on the link: superfunny archives, and then you click at funny videos and programs. Then you have to search thrue the months until you find the file "boxing David Letterman" ok? Well....i hope your feel god, cause i do. see`ya later dude! Marcus Mail: drsnuggles@mail.com

3/30/01
4:21:52 PM
151.29.241.135

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 95; libero2000)

Hi, David! I'm an italian boy, i see you every day on satellite by an italian channel. You're very fantastic! I like very much the episode with Bruce Willis and that with Jennifer Love Hewitt, I like very much that actors!!! Here in Italy more people love you. I can't translate another words. Bye bye! Excuse me for my english!

Simone'85

P.S: If you have time, can you answer me? Thank you! You're fantastic!!!

3/28/01
4:32:44 AM
194.182.66.6

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)

hey dave how are you doing i really love your show it´s just a shame i don´t see it until 1 week after you did it but i´ll just have to deal with that. i hope you get this although it isn´t that interesting i just wanted you to know that i love your show

keep up the good work

Mikkel from denmark

3/24/01
5:25:48 AM
62.227.128.152

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; DT)

Dear David, Plaese wirte me a few about you to my E-mail address. LKraenke@web.de. A Friend from me is a very great fan from you. That all. Please anwer soon. Bye your La

3/14/01
12:33:58 AM
208.40.136.107

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 95)

Dear Dave.. Do you take smartass pill's just wondering. your pal Bob Vogel McKees Rocks PA

3/13/01
3:23:11 AM
130.67.116.74

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT)

pikk i ræva

3/9/01
6:27:08 AM
210.186.11.76

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Thank you for entertaining me all these years. Truely one of the best guys on tv.

Your biggest fan Akashdeep Malaysia

3/4/01
12:58:09 PM
195.93.64.162

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; MSN 2.5; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hello Mr. Lettermanl, I'm pupil at a german school, the ESG. We are gonna graduate in 2002 and as every year there is gonna be a Yearbook. We would be very thankfull if you could put some lines down for us. Please send the lines (if you decide to write them) to schwabe_18@yahoo.com

Sincerely the class of 2002 of the ESG

3/2/01
10:44:57 PM
24.112.158.231

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

Dear Mr Letterman. How the hell are you earth concious. Are you doing this for a tax refund? Do you know if its a put on? Dont you hate timbo is a moron. If you dont know who Im talkin about ask Roger Daltrey, Pete Townhend, Richard Dreyfus, The Lovin spoonful, Jaques Cousteau, jimmy page or Joe walsh. please reply at imnothgandi@hotmail.com bye bye

3/1/01
5:09:56 AM
195.231.107.229

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

from Pamela Anderson

how big is you DIC

3/1/01
5:09:00 AM
195.231.107.229

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

how big is you dic

from Pamela Andersonm

2/28/01
5:53:41 PM
213.93.106.161

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; StudentenNet)

hi, David, love your show.... greetings R.

2/27/01
5:34:37 PM
195.163.78.36

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; SC/5.10/1.10/DellNet)

Dear Dave, I have a suggestion of a musical guest you could have on the LateShow, there´s a swedish singer called Lisa Ekdahl who sings her own songs in swedish and jazz standards in english and she´s damn good. I know that her husband is from New York so she probably goes there sometimes and you might wanna take a listen to her CD "Back to earth" before you take this as a joke. And by the way, when are we gonna get to hear the Beastieboys on your show? Keep up the great work man!

2/27/01
5:23:02 PM
195.163.78.36

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; SC/5.10/1.10/DellNet)

Dear Dave, I think You should release a CD of recordings from your early standup-comedy career, like stuff from the comedy store and when you did your act on the Johnny Carson show in the 70´s. Anyway I think you should teach that cuecard-boy of yours some stupid human tricks so he can contribute something to the show. I also have a question for "your mail" on the Tony Mendez show, -dear Tony, what´s your problem? From anonymous in Paris, France

2/27/01
5:18:44 PM
195.163.78.36

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; SC/5.10/1.10/DellNet)

Dear Dave, I think You should release a CD of recordings from your early standup-comedy career, like stuff from the comedy store and when you did your act on the Johnny Carson show in the 70´s. Anyway I think you should teach that cuecard-boy of yours some stupid human tricks so he can contribute something to the show. I also have a question for "your mail" on the Tony Mendez show, -dear Tony, what´s your problem?

2/27/01
4:47:11 PM
195.163.78.36

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; SC/5.10/1.10/DellNet)

Dear Dave, I realize that this ain´t even your website and you won´t read it, but here are some thoughts that I´d like to share. Jay Leno is a silly freak and he shouldn´t even have a damn show. If he has higher ratings than you it´s only because the majority of the population are schmucks-just look at who they elected president! Anyway i think that the winning jokes from your weekly top 10-contest should be read on the air, or at least they could if You didn´t pick the lame ones to win! Another thing is that in 40 years when you will retire (wich will break my heart) and they have to get another host for the big show I think it should definitely be Jon Stewart. He´s absolutely the greatest TV host other than yourself who´s on the air nowadays. With the best of wishes Ellen Feldman, NYC

2/21/01
1:20:27 AM
152.163.204.187

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)

DAVID IF U HAVE A BIRTHDAY SHOW LET ME KNOW MY B-DAY IS ON THE SANE DAY 4-28 I WILL PROVE IT IF NEED BE SO LET ME KNOW AT HUGSKISSES84@AOL.COM PLUS I HAVE SOME JOKES FOR U TO TELL ON THE SHOW JUST LET ME KNOW WHAT NIGHT U WILL USE THEM IF U DO OK 1. A LADY IS SITTING AT THE DOOR WITH HER BAGS PACKED HER HUSBAN COMES HOME AND SAYS WHERE ARE YOU GOING? SHE SAYS I'M GOING HE SAID WHERE SHE SAYS I JUST FOUND OUT I CAN MAKE $400 A NIGHT FOR WHAT I GIVE YOU FOR FREE SO HE GOES TO PACK HIS BAGS AND SHE SAYS WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?HE SAYS I WANT TO SEE HOW YOUR GOING TO LIVE ON $800 A YEAR. OH YEA BEFORE I TELL U ANOTHER ONE THIS IS IMPORTANT IF YOU EVER HAVE THE BACKSTREET BOYS ON I MUST BE THERE OR I WILL BE DISAPOINTED IN YOU DAVID. 2. A LADY GO'S IN TO THE STORE TO BUY SOME CAT FOOD AND THE CLERK SAYS SORRY U MUST BRING PROOF OF HAVING A CAT BECAUSE SOME OLD PEOPLE HAVE BEEN EATING CAT FOOD. SO SHE BRINGS PROOF TNE NEXT DAY SHE GOS IN TO BUY DOG FOOD THE CLERK SAYS SORRY WE MUST HAVE PROOF OF YOU HAVING A DOG SOME OLD PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO EAT DOG FOOD SO SHE BRINGS PROOF AND NEXT DAY SHE BRINGS IN A LITTLE BOX WITH A HOLE IN IT.AND GOS UP TO THE CLERK AND SAYS STICK YOUR FINGER IN THE HOLE SO SHE DOES AND SHE SMELL IS AND SAYS OH IT STINKS WHAT IS IT. SHE SAID ITS MY SHIT, MAY I BUY TOLIET PAPER NOW. IF U WANT MORE E-MAIL ME.

2/13/01
8:55:23 AM
195.193.93.23

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)

j.kerster@wxs.nl

Greetings from cheesy Holland withs lote off grass.

John Kerster Rhoon Holland

2/4/01
11:28:06 AM
24.229.52.171

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

keep up the good work!

2/3/01
10:21:17 AM
195.222.195.166

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)

Dear Mr. Letterman,

my name is Udo Rothstein and I`m working for a German TV-Talk-Show called FRANKLIN on Sat.1. I need urgent the adress from Kimberly Goodman. She entertained your Show audience on 24 February by demonstrating her rather unusual eye popping trick. I hope, you can help me. Here is my adress: u.rothstein@schwartzkopff-tv.de Thanks a lot Udo Rothstein

2/2/01
10:29:46 AM
193.159.107.135

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)

Hi Dave! Unfortunately I cannot watch you here in Germany! Its about 2 or 3 years ago, that I saw your show! But I think, you´re still great as always! Many Greetings from Munich-Germany Your big fan Angie

1/18/01
9:51:12 AM
64.20.213.81

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98)

Hi Dave, Currently I am majoring in Media ( Broadcasting) at Hunter College. What advise can you share that will help me gain the potential to ultimately have a phenomenal career as yours? please e-mail: Shamil Cruz SC_SC@juno.com

Thank You and continued success!

1/5/01
4:33:26 PM
148.122.66.52

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; SP/5.52/0.95/FS2)

I just have to say that your shows are fantastic, you`re funny every damn day and that`s just fantastic. Thanks for making my favourite show. Greetings tBe (Norway)

1/5/01
2:19:21 PM
212.120.83.248

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)

you're so sweet gheghe Alexander

12/29/00
8:24:08 PM
65.24.108.16

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Dude, you are cool! What is this rain forest crap? What's so great about rain forests. I mean I've never seen one. They probably don't even exist! Anyhow you are cool.

12/28/00
7:14:46 AM
205.188.192.24

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; Compaq; DigExt; Hotbar 2.0; sureseeker.com)

Posted by Troy Dowden on 4:02:21 12/28/2000 from 205.188.192.24: Hello. I have a business humor book coming out entitled, "How to Fail in Business - 150 Successful Methods." It's a TOTALLY humorous book on how to fail in business and regain your peace once agian.

I am writing because I wanted put a "Foreward by David Letterman" on the cover and on the actual Foreward page say, "Get out of my office, I said!" hopefully with a picture of Dave putting his hands out to block his face from the camera. I want to submit my manuscript to you so he can see it and make a decision. The humor is clean and HILARIOUS. Here are some excerpts:

Guarantee

Your word is your bond. Forget the hassle of written agreements, the burden of contractual obligations. This country was built on the handshake. Let your customer know that you are a man of your word (just don't tell them which one). Promise your customer what you will give them: their work back. But as for timing, can you really promise that an emergency vacation wouldn’t arise causing you to flee the country and miss the deadline next week Tuesday? Can you really guarantee that you will have their work back collated and organized with all the inter-office hurricanes that are rampant? Can you really know if your 16-year old equipment will survive another power up? It wouldn't be fair or practical to make any promises. In fact it would be downright dishonest. So tell them, simply put, "we'll call you when it is ready." No dishonesty, no pipe dreams, no fluff, straight out honesty. If they would like to call to find out more info? Give them this universal number (800) 279-452 (make sure to use these on all advertising).

There is also some profession specific advice:

If you're a TOO popular model, how do you regain your peace again?

When posing with adoring male fans give them Class III wedgies (the strongest wedgies that can legally be administered in New York and its surrounding towns. If you’re not in New York, check with the authorities first). Use your 2 ½ foot height advantage to the fullest!

Don’t let the arm lock by your security and the head lock by your agent stop you from chasing open mikes! Give an interview! Let the world see that behind that beautiful face is a woman with a severe, drooling lisp with something to say!

And one more...

What if you're a popular Marriage Counselor and now EVERYONE and their mother wants your services? You get so popular that you're never home and your dog attacks you everytime (even after reading your name tag!) Here is some choice advice to regain your life again:

 When a feuding husband and wife enters the office have your secretary wheel out your new 689 page pre-application form.

 Couples should be one, shouldn’t they? Why not add the Siamese Solution to one of your marital aid options. This method incorporates the unique Siamese twins concept whereby through 16 hour surgery the husband and the wife get attached at the stomach. Romantic.

 Interview problem couples while sitting on your wife’s lap and dressed only in diapers (quilted preferably).

 Break into convulsions, congested spitting sessions, drooling-spattering-stuttering episodes whenever you have to mention the word “marriage,” or “married.”

If you would like the manuscript let me know. The actual book should be out in print by March 2001. But there is the first edition online (before I found out that the printers made some errors). If you go to www.barnesandnoble.com and put in my name TROY DOWDEN in the search area.

Thanks for your time.

todroc@excite.com

http://www.central-one.com (book promotion site)

12/18/00
1:49:36 PM
194.53.208.65

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)

Hi Dave, Love ya show. Greetings from Holland rob221978@themail.com

Check the link and y'll know why he got president! http://www.ernieshouseofwhoopass.com/pictures/bushgirls.jpg

12/13/00
10:22:03 AM
212.206.198.56

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

hello dave,

rick de korte speaking here.. i am a dutch "koeienmelker" just saying hello!

email me at: ddkorte@noknok.nl

12/13/00
7:11:51 AM
145.92.18.5

Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)

Hi David,

I'm a twenty year old girl from Amsterdam. I like watching your show, but..... Fox solld his station to SBS6, so they are taking your show off the air. We used to watch your show a week later than it was transmitted in the US. Bcause many vieuwers requested Fox to transmit it as soon as they got the show,they started to show it one day after it was shown in the US(of course without subtitleing it).

O yeah, I almost forgot. Did you know that the windmill in the sky, like you call it, allready costed 22 billion dollars. And to complete the mission, they need another 77 billion. All because of the dreams of an actor who wanted to be a remembered president! Nasa had ten years to realise that programme, and eight billion dollars. For those eight billion dollars, they weren't even able to launch one screw into the sky. A lot of money was put in systems that allready axisted. Nasa started cooperating with the russians (who for example allready had a climate control system, to turn transpiration fluid an urine into drinkable water), but, the pride of the politicians costed the taxpayer a lot of money. Because America is whealthier and has better scientists, Nasa had to develop the whole thing again.

Another thing is, the reason why they built this station: They started with this programme for scientific purposes for the buisiness(but some groundscientests proved that the structure of the diseases stuf(I'm dutch I'm sorry)isn't much bigger than the structures you can grow on earth. The reason why Nasa had to continue this project is: Because the taxpayer allready paid billions of dollars, they had to complete the spaceprogramme with another 60/ 70 billion or else they would look like failures. And last but not least: For the same money, that was spend on the station, Nasa would have been able to send at least a hundred shuttles with robots included, to mars.

I hope that SBS6 understands that they can't skipp the Late Night Show (They transmitt the Jerry Springer Show), Maybe your humor is too complicated for those brainless Dutch television makers. Good luck with your show!!!!!

Greetings from Janne_marie van Vlastuin Janne_marie_v@hotmail.com

12/9/00
9:42:31 AM
212.120.66.195

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98; AtHomeNL0107)

Hello David

i watch the show in Holland and it's a great show

i'm from holland-Enschede where the firework disater was Greetings Frank Huisman fht@home.nl

12/6/00
3:17:11 PM
130.15.79.172

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Dave, there is this crazy guy who makes stirfries in our school cafeteria - you have to have him on your show. Contact me. david_murray@mbast.queensu.ca

12/6/00
3:08:16 PM
205.170.248.34

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)

Hey Dave! Today is my birthday! Say happy birthday to me on television. Also tell Katie Holmes I am going to marry her. mbo

11/22/00
6:22:10 AM
145.33.140.167

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)

hi dave, are your guest being paid to go to your show??

martijn raben Groningen, The Netherlands m_raben@hotmail.com

11/18/00
1:34:19 PM
195.180.235.146

Mozilla/4.7 [en] (WinNT; I)

NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE

To the citizens of the United States of America,

In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The rt. hon. Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed".

2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.

3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard.

4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys.

5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.

6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005.

7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 98.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is French for "shit".

8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 8th will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day".

9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.

10. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

Thank you for your cooperation.

www.sayfi.de

11/18/00
12:22:34 AM
198.142.197.217

Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)

Hey David i am Wayne Style from Tamworth in AUSTRALIA, i love you show can i have you autograph please please my address is wayne style, po box w221, Tamworth, n.s.w, 2340, AUSTRALIA, please i am begging thanx you take care wayne

11/15/00
4:32:04 AM
195.37.161.22

Mozilla/4.6 [de] (Win95; I)

Dave, YOU ARE THE BEST! thy

11/14/00
3:29:48 PM
213.73.171.15

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; {World Online})

Hai david. why dont you run for president? I now that you will win.

11/13/00
8:58:47 PM
207.50.164.130

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; IE50/Win9x/EZN70)

Dear Mr. Letterman, Hi, my name is Colee and I live in Lamar Missouri, a very small town. I watch your show every chance I get. I think your show is much better than Jay Leno's show. Maybe someday I will get to come to see your show and get to see you in person. If you get the chance please write me back at Colee0201@hotmail.com Thank you for your time. Your biggest fan, COLEE

11/13/00
2:20:35 AM
24.132.126.247

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Presidential elections in USA

It's getting time that international observers monitor the elections in the USA in order to avoid irregularities!

Leon.

11/8/00
9:28:21 PM
212.97.201.170

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)

Hello David! :-) I`m writing to you from Denmark.... Yes you are even poupular over here (in some cirkels ;-) I really like your show and if i ever go "overthere" i hobe i can come see your show. Well i guess you hear this everyday but anyway. Give my best regards to Biff and Paul. Best of wishes Lars Kristensen Denmark (lzk@mobilixnet.dk)

10/29/00
9:51:05 AM
4.4.8.130

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; sureseeker.com)

Hello David. How's it going . Keep on smiling.

10/11/00
11:22:08 AM
195.121.170.117

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; {World Online})

hi mr. letterman,

we watch your show here in the netherlands quite often. and now we are planning to visit New York from November 24th until november 26th, and we were wondering if it is possible to get tickets for your show. Maybe we should attend your network, but overhere it is broadcasted by our local network.

could you please let me know how we can get the tickets

thank you

anke tielemans de.dwarsligger@planet.nl

10/2/00
5:21:05 PM
213.93.12.237

Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win98; I)

Hi there David, can you arrange 2 tickets for your show, between 6 and 11 october? We are from the Netherlands and watch your show everyday!

If you have some tickets left, please mail us at: dewinkel@sci.kun.nl

greetings from 2 BIG fans, Leon and Christian

9/26/00
4:44:04 PM
213.46.0.139

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

Heya, I have a guest suggestion for ya, Dave: I think it would be a good idea to have Quentin Tarantino on you show sometime... Sure you're not going to read this, the site moderators probably will though. It isn't a bad idea... Ciao.

Marcel.

9/25/00
5:50:19 PM
24.4.252.10

Mozilla/4.61 [en]C-AtHome0407  (Win98; U)

Hey there Dave, do you actually take the time to READ these emails? If you do, keep up the good work, and When the heck are you going to have Jack Hannah on again??! Sincerely, Kim Cioci(see-o-see)

9/21/00
6:52:43 AM
195.17.87.128

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; Publiq)

Who is that fine chick that always walks in with you? (Not the curly one!) -Daniel, Stockholm Sweden

9/21/00
1:59:30 AM
24.141.61.49

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Dave I don't know you personally and you don't know me personally either and as a consequence we're both strangers.

PS: could you say hi to Max and Kenny for me and tell Bobby that I wish him luck

¢¾¢½I love you Dave¢½¢¾

By: Steve Lee from Toronto

9/21/00
1:44:53 AM
24.141.61.49

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

e-mail address: my_butt_crack@hotmail.com

So Dave you're getting a ride in the two-sitter McLaren eh at the Indy500 track for the Formula 1 event! yknow I think you're very fortunate and frankly I'm jealous Dave you're a lucky bastard.

Thanx By: Steve Lee from Toronto

9/20/00
8:50:49 PM
207.194.220.176

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

I have a step-daughter that has a stupid-human trick that is unbelievable. She can whistle (very loudly) with her voice. She can call a dog from a mile away with her very high pitched voice. Is this worth putting on your show? Please email me back at pscott@quesnelbc.com. Thank you.

Peggy Scott

9/18/00
10:23:36 PM
198.142.200.243

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; BPH32_59)

Dear Dave, My name is Ana Bolinas from Sydney, Australia. I'm a big fan of David Boreanaz and can you please put him on your show.

Yours truly, Ana Bolinas

9/18/00
4:48:50 AM
193.150.225.132

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Hello David!

Alan Kalter told me that you really like Hanson. Why?

Yours sincerely

/Chris Oberg

9/17/00
9:03:20 AM
193.158.32.40

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)

Hello David,

in october we'll visit NY. How can I get Tickets for your Show?

ArnoSiegemund@aol.com

9/6/00
4:21:41 PM
213.116.120.144

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

loves from holland, europe. nice to have you here on the tellie.

bey patrick...

p.gloonstra@freeler.nl

9/5/00
6:10:31 PM
64.24.145.25

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; MSN 2.5; Windows 98)

G.W. Bush will consent to three debates , if he can get three life lines. We love your show . Kaygus@seeyouonline.com

9/3/00
1:22:04 AM
139.134.27.66

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; BPH32_55tso)

I love to watch your show and hope to get a chance to see a taping session when my wife and I visit New York from 24 October to 30 October.

How do I try to get tickests ?

Best wishes andmany more shows to ya'

Ratko ratkom@bigpond.com.au

8/31/00
10:03:11 AM
194.117.207.161

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

Hello David, I'm French and I really think that DreamMaker is a stinky show.

8/30/00
10:39:08 PM
207.69.49.141

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

http://www.healingchildren.org/welcome.html

8/24/00
5:47:36 AM
130.226.1.36

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)

Why aren't you aired in Denmark anymore. Now we have to look at that damn Jay Leno. Help. Lars from Denmark

8/23/00
11:08:38 PM
63.65.189.68

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Greetings Dave! Might you know that your show rocks my world?! You're the studliest! Colly from Indiana--Grrr.

8/21/00
5:44:52 PM
212.120.114.134

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

Dave you rock !!!! greeting from Holland, yes the wooden shoe country ! What about that Koersk huh ?

well hope to see one of your shows in the future.

bye bye

Pepijn van Vliet

8/17/00
4:58:29 PM
195.121.6.105

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

what's up dave. Nick Weevers from the Nethetlands.

8/16/00
8:12:34 AM
213.116.224.117

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

sup´? dave im from sweden .. u da best ... juz wanted to say dat ... peace /andreas from sweden ....

aggelito@hotmail.com

8/14/00
3:55:05 PM
212.35.34.200

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hello David! I watch your show almost on TV. We're travelling to NYC. Where do we get 4 tickets to your show?

cya Phil

8/14/00
3:55:00 PM
212.35.34.200

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hello David! I watch your show almost on TV. We're travelling to NYC. Where do we get 4 tickets to your show?

cya Phil

8/10/00
7:06:21 PM
62.20.162.221

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

Hello Mr Letterman Al Gorre has the same name as an charakter in the video game Quake 3

8/6/00
7:02:26 PM
209.240.216.95

Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

8/2/00
8:03:46 AM
195.38.194.70

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

hey david, im writing all the way from holland so i dont know if this mail gets to ya before the end of the world has arrived. but if it does why dont ya like larry king (i cant say i like him, couse i never saw him, we only broadcast good shows here in holland). greetzzz peetur from rotterdam holland europe email: superpeetur@yahoo.com

7/28/00
2:11:50 PM
192.152.243.121

Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win98; I)

Hey, This is probably not your category, but i was curious to know if you had any internships available for a desperate lefty?! I don't have much experience in anything, but you're MAD funny and would love to work for your show! No Worries if you thow this in the trash :) I am studying Marketing Communications at Quinnipiac University and if you are interested, I will send a resume' to your peeps! Good luck on the show, today, and have heaps of fun! Thanks for time~if you get this far:) Lena79aus@hotmail.com

7/26/00
11:32:57 AM
134.53.34.202

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Dave, If you do in fact have some presidential debates, I'm urging you to allow Ralph Nader come on the show too because it's already hard enough for third parties to get any decent coverage. Letting as many candidates on your show as possible will show that you truly support the democratic process!!!! thanks Jon

7/26/00
8:34:25 AM
212.92.72.45

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

Hi david, I am from Holland and i look at your show every day and think it is a real cool show. I am 16 years old. I want to ask you if you can read this messege on the show please. And i think you are the best host of this show. I wish you good luck with the show.

bye bye

Bjorn from the Netherlands

PS: play that benelux thing more often....its very cool. And send my recards to Paul Shaffer and the rest of the band.

7/24/00
11:49:33 PM
216.78.9.140

Mozilla/4.04 [en]C-bls40  (Win95; U)

David A note for you. Please do not wear white socks with dark slacks. It is not correct. Please take my advice. Your Faithful Viewier M. Aguillard Eunice Ps May come to your show in Nov. Can't wait to see you live you are a trip. You remind me of a time bomb. I always wait to see who you'll blow away next!! Hope to meet you oneday!

7/24/00
11:48:02 PM
216.78.9.140

Mozilla/4.04 [en]C-bls40  (Win95; U)

David A note for you. Please do not wear white socks with dark slacks. It is not correct. Please take my advice. Your Faithful Viewier M. Aguillard Eunice Ps May come to your show in Nov. Can't wait to see you live you are a trip. You remind me of a time bomb. I always wait to see who you'll blow away next!!

7/24/00
8:12:30 AM
195.24.169.80

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

Hello David this is Mr Simmins I am gresed upp and vaiting for you too call me

7/22/00
2:25:30 PM
216.34.56.10

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hey, you're one percent lower than Leno in the popularity poll. Hey man, gotta play more Anna Kournikova play of the days to get more audiences. Do you have Napster? I have a song about you on there. It goes like this: "There once was a guy named David Letterman, Paul and him have a web-site!" Well, isn't that impressive?

7/17/00
4:15:29 PM
209.138.65.204

Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)

How do we get tickets fo r your show December 8th??

7/17/00
11:40:09 AM
62.20.183.84

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)

Hallo David. My name is André and lives i Sweden. I think that u kick ass!!! I love ure show and i have not missed a episode! So hope that u will keep up ure good work , and if u ever need som help from scaninavia mail me!!!! :andre.friberg@spray.se

6/19/00
11:05:31 AM
63.27.39.213

Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; U)

Dear Dave,

I had a dream last night that you and Paulpopped into my shower with me. Fully clothed of course and continuing on with your show in the usual fashion. Thought you might that funny.

Lisa Flaherty

6/18/00
12:55:17 PM
205.188.197.51

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 4.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Mr.Letterman,

My name is Chad Hanysh and I run an online shopping mall which donates 50% of its commissions to the American Cancer Society. What we are looking for at Click4Cancer are ways to grow our business and in turn help in the fight against cancer. We feel we have a great concept and a passion to succeed.

We would like your help. All I am asking for is permission to use your picture on our site and a small quote about our company and cause. We are just a startup so we cannot offer you anything but the chance to make a difference. Please check out our site at http://www.click4cancer.com and tell me what you're thoughts are. Thanks for your time and I look forward to hereing from you soon.

Sincerely, Chad Hanysh(chad@click4cancer.com) Edward Kalaher(eddie@click4cancer.com)

P.S. Please go to our Tell a Friend page and pass our site on. Thanks.

6/17/00
1:45:52 AM
169.207.117.19

Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)

I happened to be watching your show tonight, because the basketball game was on the other channel. Once again I was stunned how large your ego is, when you have the pet tricks on you can't just let them do their thing, it has to be all about you. Anyone who knows anything about dogs would never handle the dogs the way you do. It is just asking for trouble. I'm not surprised and leet me say that I wouldn't have been at all surprised if it happened earlier. Why not contact a dog trainer or someone familiar with dogs and learn how to handle them. Patricia Ellis (pellis@execpc.com)

6/15/00
5:22:30 PM
63.92.209.66

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT)

David,

Would you be interested in having a guest on your show with a unique dancing style?

TigerJon

6/15/00
12:47:11 PM
202.138.145.49

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

Dear Dave, Whats you measage to Phil Jackson Shaq or to Kobe Bryant.

6/12/00
11:52:34 AM
198.85.210.200

Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)

I teach at a Community College in Fayetteville, NC. I am bringing a group of students to New York in November and would love to be able to bring all of them to the taping of your show. We will be in town from Thursday evening, November 9th, through Sunday morning, November, 12th. I normally bring anywhere from 12 to 20 students with me for an Advertising Conference sponsored by Advertising Women of New York. The host school is FIT. We drive all the way in school vans. WE WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR SHOW. Please send a group of tickets for the late showing on either Thursday or Friday during the time when we plan to be there.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, Ricci Fuller

6/7/00
4:56:59 PM
195.252.131.47

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hello Mr Letterman I think you are fab. with your spontanouse humor, and outrageous personality....thank you for many hours and years of excellent entertainment. And would it be possible to have your autogramme, im sure you must get asked for thousands everyday, however i would very much apreciate it! Once again Thank You.

Chris Hoe (bei Scholz) Immenweg 33b 29225 Germany

ps. heres wishing you a 1000% recovery..good luck ! rhythmdj@hotmail.com

6/7/00
11:06:18 AM
202.138.145.65

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

Dear Dave, Whats your predictions this playoffs, im a Pacer fan too can you give some pointers to the Birdman. Hope it would be hack Shaq or get a hair cut kobeio. From: Jayjay Philippines

6/7/00
10:57:38 AM
202.138.145.65

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

Whats your predictions this playoffs, im a Pacer fan too can you give some pointers to the Birdman. Hope it would be hack Shaq or get a hair cut kobeio. From: Jayjay Philippines

6/7/00
10:45:46 AM
202.138.145.65

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

Dear David,

6/4/00
4:29:10 PM
209.138.65.189

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

WHEN WILL EN VOGUE BE ON YOUR SHOW! PLEASE PUT THEM ON! THERE NEW ALBUM IS SO GREAT!

5/30/00
11:52:11 PM
205.188.198.58

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Today is beautiful, with lots of roses in mind.

5/27/00
3:06:42 AM
216.68.120.30

Mozilla/4.73 [en] (Win98; U)

Dave, (or Staffmember reading this): I have never sent a joke idea to a celebrity before. It kinda reminds me of the times when artists would hand deliver their song to radio stations, in hopes of airplay success. I have always written for fun and well tonight I was getting ready to sit down to relax when I had an idea for another top 10. Who does top 10's? You do...

"and dat's the fact Jack!".

My idea is {10 ten things I love to hate about fast food restaurants.} I have all ten items written, and have been testing the list on friends, loved ones and relatives.

If you have any interest at all, please respond. I have recently been disabled from my job at the United States Post Office. What else do I have to do but sit around and bitch?

Respectfully.

Jim Cincinnati, Ohio

5/25/00
1:53:43 PM
24.132.136.190

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; WISH; DigExt; NOKNOK)

Hello David! Bye Greetings from Alabama

5/25/00
1:53:10 PM
24.132.136.190

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; WISH; DigExt; NOKNOK)

5/25/00
1:52:54 PM
24.132.136.190

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; WISH; DigExt; NOKNOK)

Hello david!

5/22/00
10:33:25 AM
209.252.117.23

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; MSN 2.5; Windows 98)

Don't let Regis take your job over cause Regis is old and not funny! Oh and I agree with the last person's musical taste. Sammy and Van Halen should reunite on Letterman's show! That would be a monumental occasion! I know Dave has strings so he should make it happen! Oh and get Springsteen to play on tv again!

5/22/00
10:22:08 AM
209.252.117.23

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; MSN 2.5; Windows 98)

Hi Dave! My name is Ryan and I would like to say I have been a fan of yours since I can remember! I am 22 years old and I would always stay up and watch your show and I laughed my ass off! I love your skits and I especially liked it when you were working in the drive thru and pissing people off that came through! I am glad that your heart surgery went well and that you keep making people laugh. Life has been hell for me the past few years, and watching you for only an hour makes me laugh for what seems like an eternity! I love your musical guests that you have on, and my fav. musician is Sammy Hagar (one of the many singers of Van Halen) I know you like his music as well! I have seen VH on your show a couple of times and they rocked! I love Aretha Franklin, The Boss, Ray Charles, and many others that have been on your show! I just hope you know how much of an impact you can have on peoples lives and how much you saved CBS from going down the crapper! lol! Well thanks and I hope you get this message! If you want you can reply to ryanvh5150@yahoo.com. Thanks, Ryan

5/17/00
7:24:07 PM
152.168.141.68

Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet  (Win98; I)

Hi David.. We love you and would like you to join us for dinner sometime... J&G

5/15/00
11:36:52 PM
206.130.238.245

Mozilla/4.73 [en] (Win98; U)

i think your the best late night talk show host ever.you should of gotten jays job

5/15/00
4:36:25 PM
209.134.89.46

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Hello Dave. My name is Darin Meier of Hutchinson Kansas. And i am a anvil shooter and so is my brother and brother inlaw. Which we call our selves the Kansas anvil shooters. We take one pound of black powder to send a 100 pound anvil any where about 150 to 200 ft into the air. How would like to see that?? my e-mail address is anvil@southwind.net Ill send more info if intrested Thanks your fan Dynamite Darin

5/12/00
2:11:18 AM
208.49.238.132

Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win98; I)

Dear Dave,

I want you to know that I really admire your courage. I'm sorry that had to happen to you and I prayed for you each day. I love the way you can always make people laugh. I've been sick for almost 2 years, and have had some pretty down times. But when I watch your show, I always laugh. You and your staff are wonderful people!! Thank you for being someone we can depend on. It means a lot!! Oh yeah, and tell Biff Henderson I've always wanted to give him a big hug!! And Kenny, his style is so cool!!! Oh yeah....one more thing....this may sound really stupid, and I may sound childish when I say this but every since I was little, Richard Simmons has been my hero, because he has touched so many lives. This was even before my disease made me gain so much weight. But anyway, I know he'll be coming on your show soon, and if you don't read this before your show on Monday, could you please tell him I said thanks also?? It's always been my dream to meet him, and I know that I'm just another of many that he as well as you read email from. But please just, if nothing else, remember how much I admire you all. God Bless Debbie Lee, 20 yrs old, NC

5/11/00
7:54:21 PM
208.131.51.15

Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)

Get Super Dave Osborne, Biff Henderson, Rudy Cheeks, Mean Gean Okerland and Gloria Allred together to just kick it back for a few. From a cop................

5/11/00
7:53:33 PM
208.131.51.15

Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)

Get Super Dave Osborne, Biff Henderson, Rudy Cheeks, Mean Gean Okerland and Gloria Allred together to just kick it back for a few. From a cop................

5/11/00
7:44:07 PM
208.131.51.15

Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)

Leno sucks. Got that.

5/11/00
6:20:57 AM
212.185.251.34

Mozilla/4.51 [de]C-CCK-MCD DT  (Win98; I)

Dear David, Momently, sorry for my English. My Home is in Germany and my English is very, very terrible. I hope you can understand me. My Name is Michael and I search my youngest Brother. His Name ist Thomas Haverland and he is born at 30.10.1964 in Germany. In November of this Year is he move to hawaii. Today is Thomas moving in USA. Now, where? Thomas is adopt and my bodily brother. The Name of his Father adopt is Nicholas Haverland. Nicholas was a american soldier by the air force in germany. The Name of his Mother is June Haverland. She is born in Great britain. My Adress is Michael.Lehr.Privat@t-online.de

5/8/00
5:53:26 PM
212.151.87.27

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

I´d like to buy the program with rage against the machine!! /Daniel

5/7/00
4:52:45 PM
212.49.239.121

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

hava listen to www.mp3.com/mrtwitch

5/7/00
1:44:43 PM
63.31.228.1

Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)

How does a 2nd grade child get on your program with their invention. They have won first place in their school and first place in the county. turbo1@gte.net

5/7/00
11:35:16 AM
149.99.72.201

Mozilla/4.72 [en]C-CCK-MCD NSCPCD47  (Win98; U)

Hi David:

My wife, my daughter and I were recently in New York for our first 5 day sleepover. In retrospect I can not think of one word to accurately describe our visit other than to say New York is truly a wonderfully unique experience.

- There is no other place in the world where one can be been demeaned, embarrassed, educated, complemented and given great service in an honest and sincere manner - all in the same sentence.

- Having witnessed several individuals on the receiving end of a New York "in-your-face" encounter, I can see how it may lead one to retaliate in a similar aggressive and/or profane manner (whether verbal, by gesture or both). It was an interesting, informative and best of all, free look at New York culture in action.

- Speaking of New York culture - I saw cab drivers from India, restaurant owners from every corner of the globe, Deli owners from southern Europe, my barber was from Russia, a street vendor was from Afghanistan, many hotel employees were from Central and/or South America and one of the radio announcers was from Canada - Question - did the INS cease operations in New York City? NYC must claim the distinction as Alien capital of America. (Of course we were aliens also so I didn't feel out of place.)

- Bonus. I stood in line at a coffee bar and a well-dressed, attractive woman actually initiated verbal conversation. It was a refreshing change from the "invisible person" treatment that I am use to. (Of course after we parted company, in a typically irrational male fantasy, the experience briefly re-kindled my ever more seldom-used assumption that I've still "got it" and someone other than my wife may indeed "want it". Fantasy 1, reality zip.)

- Like the gazillion other tourists that travel to New York, I did not plan ahead to order tickets for your show so I tried calling the number that is posted on the door of the Ed Sullivan Theater to request day-of - stand-by tickets. Unfortunately pay-phones lack the modern convenience of a re-dial function so I spent 45 minutes (from 11:00 AM - 11:45 AM) dialing the ticket line number over-and-over-and-over, getting a busy signal each time. (Why does AOL suddenly come to mind?). Anyway - I believe I sustained an OJI and you may be getting a bill for treatment of carpal-tunnel in my right index finger.

- Speaking of the Ed Sullivan Theatre - Dave you have to do something with the front of the building! How can I put this gently? Because of all the blacked over windows the Theater kind of looks like the outside of one of those seedy adult only video peep shows. (Why does the name Pee Wee Herman suddenly come to mind?). Just a suggestion - why don't you hire some starving artists to paint caricatures of you and your guests on the blacked out windows? Or better yet, save your money and post signs saying, "Do Not Deface This Building With Graffiti or Face Prosecution," that will get the building painted free for sure.

Enough verbiage for now, we really enjoyed the New York experience.

Good Night

Wade H. Barrie, Ontario ajots@netscape.net

5/2/00
1:37:02 PM
207.35.144.7

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

You are one cool sob! I hate Leno so much 'cause he steals ideas from your show but can't come up with his own material since 1993. Keep up the good work!

4/30/00
12:30:39 PM
62.100.14.17

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

SUCKERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

4/26/00
11:33:21 AM
204.113.91.12

Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; U) via NetCache version 3.1.2d-Solaris

david letterman! you are a cynical punk that needs to die!

4/25/00
5:49:54 PM
209.160.152.124

Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win98; U ;Nav)

HI, Dave! I would like to be on your show. I am a great singer . Thanks-Shannon

4/16/00
3:01:52 AM
207.3.80.89

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)

rightmadbastard@yahoo.com Dear mr. letterman..i'm not really sure if you'd bother to respond to this, but it'd be greatly appreciated.

I also know it sounds a bit odd. You had a band scheduled to play on your show back in nov 98 i believe it was. I do not know what the name of the band was, i only remember that their single had the word wait in it....Something like this..."If you wait baby wait i'm reaching in your pockets..." etc... I keep getting this damned song stuck in my head and that would be fine, but i only know that one part...This is causing me severe neural trauma. If you'd be so kind as to tell me where i could find a list of bands that have performed on your show i'd greatly appreciate it. If you could tell me which band i am seeking i would be forever grateful to you. I'd even toast you in a bar. :) Anyway, many thanks sir. Oh, and i hope you're feeling better after your operation.

James Macfadzean

4/16/00
3:00:53 AM
207.3.80.89

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)

Dear mr. letterman..i'm not really sure if you'd bother to respond to this, but it'd be greatly appreciated.

I also know it sounds a bit odd. You had a band scheduled to play on your show back in nov 98 i believe it was. I do not know what the name of the band was, i only remember that their single had the word wait in it....Something like this..."If you wait baby wait i'm reaching in your pockets..." etc... I keep getting this damned song stuck in my head and that would be fine, but i only know that one part...This is causing me severe neural trauma. If you'd be so kind as to tell me where i could find a list of bands that have performed on your show i'd greatly appreciate it. If you could tell me which band i am seeking i would be forever grateful to you. I'd even toast you in a bar. :) Anyway, many thanks sir. Oh, and i hope you're feeling better after your operation.

James Macfadzean

4/14/00
11:32:45 PM
209.254.242.208

Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win98; I)

Dave: My Mother,sister and myself will leaving our wonderful city of Albuquerque, NM to visit New York in Mid July. How can we retreive tickets. My impression is that attending your show will be the highlight of our trip. Sincerely Maureen From the Land of Enchantment!

4/13/00
9:47:14 PM
63.25.248.38

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; GTE_IE5)

Hey Dave!, Me and my mother love your show and we admire you but we are getting tired of you talking about your bypass surgery! We still love you though!

4/13/00
10:41:18 AM
63.17.159.103

Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)

I am 69 years old and watch your show every night. You are a special kind of person and I appreciate your humor very much. I hope take this as a compliment and don't think my age is reflection on your show. I work full time but still manage to stay awake until 11:30pm. I'm glad you are well. Keep up the good work.

4/11/00
7:26:57 PM
63.17.93.191

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; GTE_IE5)

Hey dude! I would write you more but I don't think you'll get it! Write back if possible to nachoman2002@hotmail.com!

4/11/00
1:24:35 PM
206.176.127.131

Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; U)

Hi Dave,

My name is Brett Fischer and my friend here, Mr. Aaron Westcott would like to tell you that he does not like your show at all. But I love it and watch every night. I also love decaffeinated coffee.

4/10/00
3:09:15 PM
149.225.109.115

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Greats from Germany to the guys of Pearl Jam. I hope to see them in your show without commercial breaks. Bye Manuel from Bielefeld/Germany

4/8/00
6:20:17 PM
216.208.153.115

Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win98; I)

Hi David; My girlfriend and I are going to New York from Ontario Canada for a girls weekend, could you please advise as to how we could obtain tickets for your show? Patti Richardson Pat_ryan@csolve.net

4/7/00
4:58:58 PM
208.208.118.3

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; @Amadeus)

David, I think you are super cool-especially with the cute gap between your teeth! I love that! Ok, enough about you--do you know who I think is just way AWESOME? Your Drummerman! I would love to give him a big smacking kiss on the forehead. Maybe if I visit New York, I can do that. Thanks for listening *HUGS* to you!

Beth--24--SC

4/7/00
12:08:06 PM
208.241.226.143

Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win98; I)

I really want tickets to your show, please i love you

4/7/00
12:02:36 PM
206.176.127.131

Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; U)

just kiddin i love your show

4/7/00
12:02:11 PM
206.176.127.131

Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; U)

conan o'brien rules

4/5/00
9:21:57 PM
206.230.215.25

Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)

Hiya Dave! Have you ever been physically attracted to an inatimate object? Just wondering...p.s., Leno is just annoying, not humorous. Your show KICKS! From:Kay, Wisconsin

4/5/00
9:15:56 PM
206.230.215.25

Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)

Hiya Dave! Have you ever been physically attracted to an inatimate object? Just wondering...From:Kay, Wisconsin

4/5/00
3:26:34 PM
130.65.2.170

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)

That Andy Simonson should definitely be killed.... but Adam Carmen needs to be exterminated....immediately Seriously Dave, this is serious- Adam Carmen is totally INFATUATED with Andy Simonson and if you don't do something there will be very bad consequences. By the way Dave, love the show

4/4/00
8:35:44 PM
128.177.244.100

Mozilla/4.06 [en] (WinNT; U)

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3/31/00
7:18:04 AM
209.138.225.106

Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)

Dear Dave, Had to write to you. I wonder if you knew about the bidding on ebay. Someone has for sale gum that you through away in the trash 20 years ago. The last bid was up to 102 dollars. There was also a note from someone saying that they would not be out bid that they cash there saving bond and would use everything they had to get it. Well nice to talk at you glad to see that you are doing well have a great day. Ralph in Michigan

3/31/00
5:50:30 AM
194.235.234.136

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Dear Mr. Letterman

I know you would like to have me on your show and everything, but i'm to busy right now , so please try again some other time OK ? So please stop sending me checks.....

Nice greetings from Gert Stegeman , Holland

PS : Did I mention that I love your show ?

3/29/00
5:25:19 PM
208.228.112.166

Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)

Hey Dave-

I ended up hanging out with some dude because his mom gets tickets to your show every year. After many wasted evenings- no ticket and i cannot fake interest in the weazel. He did have cool lamas and ducks on his mother's land- but NO TICKETS!!! Please help- the vodka ain't working anymore!!

-and by the way- he didn't get any incase you are wondering...

can you help?

sincerely,

Leann

(you were my favorite until i gave up tv for the millinium)

3/29/00
3:07:23 AM
142.177.57.123

Mozilla/4.05 [en]C-SYMPA  (Win95; I)

pump on dude

3/27/00
4:26:44 AM
195.121.216.166

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

I'm a big fan and look just like you. I love the Top ten lists

cristopher berling

3/25/00
8:37:58 PM
212.83.146.191

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

salut Dave! content de vous revoir en pleine forme! pouvez-vous adressez un petit mot aux Français qui regardent votre show avec un decalage de 1 a 2 semaine? Bon retablissement! Guillaume.

3/25/00
12:33:52 AM
208.145.122.12

Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)

Well, Mr. Can't-Pick-'Em Letterman, Oklahoma State University defeated 68-66 your choice to win, the University of Miami. Another defeated Big 10 team that had been picked to win by you. -- Joelene Barber, Oklahoma

3/24/00
10:14:25 PM
208.145.122.12

Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)

The University of Tulsa whipped Miami 80-71, Mr. Can't-Pick-'Em Letterman. -- Joelene Barber, Oklahoma

3/23/00
4:31:59 PM
207.193.126.65

Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)

Dear David,

I hope you get to actually get to read my letter. The reason I am writing is first of all tell you that we love watching your show and 2nd to tell you how much we support and know what you just went through with your bypass surgery. My husband is 30 yrs old and had a 5 jump bypass (that's what his cardiac surgeon called it) on March 10, 2000 and they released him last Wed. He began to have problems when he was 27. He has a strong family history from his father. Well anyways he had a heart attack when he was 27 and they stented his circumflex artery which caused the heart attack and then 8 months later he began having angina again and they found that within 8 months his LAD artery had clogged so they had to put 2 stents in that one. Everything was pretty stable until early March at least I thought. Obviously his Coronary Artery disease had been progressing within that time. We have 2 little boys so its really scarey for me. Daniel is 8: Dustin almost 6. We live in Round Rock Tx. near Austin Texas. They really do have great cardiologist in Texas. I heard yours was from Texas. Write us and let us know that you recieved this letter. It would cheer my husband up if you would. We wish you the best and enjoyed hearing about your experience. We are happy you are ok. Pretty scarey thing to go through huh? Just take good care of yourself. Deanna email address-DANandDEANNA.com@prodigy.net

3/18/00
1:17:06 AM
209.138.200.100

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

I was watching a commercial for Nicoderm (smoking patch) . . . & thought . . . I ought to try it backwards, so I can gradually build up nicoteen to be able to tolorate cigarettes. See, I tried a cigarette once - then got too dizzy & naucious to ever try it again.

pandora2000@mindspring.com

3/17/00
10:56:41 PM
199.48.10.66

Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)

DEAR DAVE, I am a firefighter at station #1 in Lincoln, NE. I work with a firefighter named Jeff Gottbreht. Jeff has a very unusual talent, he can take a pop can and hold it horizontally to his forhead, twisting the can and making the bottom of the can stick to his forhead. He can do this with two cans, it looks like he has a pair of horns. I feel this trick would be very worthy of your stupid human tricks.The guys and I at firestation #1 would like to nominate Jeff for your show that has the stupid human tricks. Jeff can be reached at (402)441-8360 at station # 1. Sincerely, Mike Wright.

3/17/00
10:43:50 PM
199.48.10.66

Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)

DEAR DAVE,

3/17/00
9:02:16 AM
171.222.17.32

Mozilla/4.7 [en]C-CCK-MCD {Sony}  (Win98; U)

Dave, I'm glad you're doing so much better, what an incredible thing to go through... you must have been scared! You've recovered so well, and I am so happy that everything turned out good for you. Stay healthy!! Take good care, Ami Chester --Beantown20@aol.com--

3/9/00
6:52:50 PM
128.177.244.100

Mozilla/4.06 [en] (WinNT; U)

Hello everyone- So thanks for writing to me. Especially regarding the surgery...your concern for me is very comforting. I will try to get back to all of your messages as soon as I have some free time. As you can imagine, I am very busy these days and when I have ANY spare time I rest. Anyhow, someone showed me this website and I felt I should say something. By the way, Andy Simonson, you're a dead man. Thanks and have a great day. -Dave

3/9/00
4:40:05 PM
204.211.114.67

Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)

Hey Letterman,

You always invite the MALE winner of the SPivey's Corner Hollering Contest to appear on your show but you have NEVER invited the FEMALE winner. ITs the year 2000! DO something different! Invite the women who is the best hollerer. You, like most men probably believe that ALL women are good hollerers but the winner of the contest is the best in the South so have her on your show!

PS I plan to win this year.

Paige Wilhoit Freedomdev@aol.com or Paige.Wilhoit@ncmail.net

3/9/00
12:23:41 PM
208.16.171.14

Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)

Dear Dave, I'll be in New York City March 15 thru March 19. How do I get tickets to my favorite late night host' show. My name is Jane Lorenz and my home phone no is 812 265 2161. My work phone no on Monday and Friday is 800 876 0148 or 812 265 6796.

3/9/00
12:14:45 PM
208.16.171.14

Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)

3/9/00
12:08:51 PM
208.16.171.14

Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)

3/9/00
12:04:58 PM
208.16.171.14

Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)

i'll be in new york city march 15 thru march 19 how do i get tickets to see my favorite late night host my name is jane lorenz and phone no is 812 265 2161

3/7/00
10:17:26 PM
205.200.28.44

Mozilla/4.05 [en]C-SYMPA  (Win95; I)

3/7/00
10:08:41 PM
205.200.28.44

Mozilla/4.05 [en]C-SYMPA  (Win95; I)

terry barker you're still the greatest. winkie,man

3/4/00
3:43:49 PM
134.173.12.20

Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)

> > > >Dennis Rodman & Genie > > >> > > >> Dennis Rodman found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, > >a > > >> female genie rose from the bottle. "Master, may I grant you one wish?" > > >> asked the genie with a smile. > > >> > > >> "Hey, bitch. Don't you know who I am? I don't need no woman givin' me > > >> nuttin!" barked Rodman. > > >> > > >> The genie pleaded, "But master, I must grant you a wish or I will be > > >> returned to this bottle forever." > > >> > > >> Dennis thought a moment. Then, grumbling about the inconvenience of it > > >> all, he said, "Okay, okay, I wanna wake up with three women in my bed > > >> in the morning, so just do it!" Giving the genie an evil > > >> glare, he screamed, "Now leave me alone!" > > >> > > >> The annoyed genie